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Saturday, March 13, 2004

Mullah Omar Could Not be Reached

One scandal the UN won't have to worry about is John Kerry ratting on which heads of state speak to him through his neighbor's dog:
Sen. John Kerry refuses to provide any information to support his assertion earlier this week that he has met with foreign leaders who beseeched him to prevail over President Bush in November's election.

Kim Jong-il also refused comment.