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Sunday, May 04, 2003


Because I care,and I know people love to click on things, and so far the results of the last poll show that people would take polls if they had the chance (you can, however, still change your vote.) Be careful answering this one, you only get one answer a day.

How ya doin?
Fine thank you, and you?
Great! But it's early...
How are you doing? (like Joey on Friends)
Fair to middlin'. Can't complain
not so good. Wife done r-u-n-n-o-f-t
Good except I can't shake this SARS...
Good except for swollen urethra
What's a urethra?
Shut up and die, right wing freak
Hey! I've got a Constitutional right to privacy, beyotch!

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