|The Mudville Gazette|
Wednesday, April 02, 2003
REPORTERS DENY THAT WAR NOT GOING AS REPORTEDIraq (IP News)
In spite of recent events, troop lines fifty miles from Baghdad, lack of a real 'humanitarian crises', low collateral damage numbers, and the rescue of Jessica Lynch, reporters still refuse to admit the war is not going as they claim.
"No no no no no no no!" Said Peter Arnett, "I assure you the Fedayeen Saddam along with the Republican Guard and the French Foreign Legion will be goose-stepping through Peoria by Friday."