|The Mudville Gazette|
Friday, April 25, 2003
LOOK AT THIS LITTLE COMMUNIST!!!
You can tell by the communist look in her eyes! Also I found this on an MTV webpage! What does that tell you!? And worst of all, she was born in Canada and now lives in Switzerland! How un-American is that! Tell everyone! E-mail your friends! It's time to put her in her place!!! Join my "Down with Twain Campaign!!!!"
Oh by the way, comments left on this will be considered as signatures on a petition labeling Shania Twain as a traitor, and demanding she pose naked on a magazine cover as an act of contrition. Thanks for your support.