|The Mudville Gazette|
Sunday, April 13, 2003
INTERNATIONAL GANGS OF THUGS RUN WILD IN BAGHDADBaghdad (IP News)
In the wake of the failed American occupation of Baghdad, large gangs of thugs from around the world are now roaming the streets at will, terrorizing the locals.
"I blame the U.S.A. for this" Shouted one angry resident "they are here with their guns. With one shot from them this lawless behavior would stop!"
"They are all thieves and liars" said another exhausted citizen of Baghdad. "They come here to steal our food and water and tell lies about us and the things that are happening here. We want them gone. We want our country back."
"We have a right to be here" Countered one of the imported thugs as he photographed a corpse. "We are international journalists and this country is now experiencing the benefits of a free press!"