|The Mudville Gazette|
Monday, April 21, 2003
GLENN REYNOLDS PUTS PUPPIES IN BLENDERGlen Reynolds, the highly respected Mother of all Bloggers, has been exposed as a puppy drinking maniac. The accusation comes from Frank J., fountain of truth for the website IMAO. "You had best suck up to me, Greyhawk, if you know what's good for you!" Shouted Frank as he swaggered away, holstering a chrome .45, a sack of struggling puppies over his shoulder, bound for destination unknown. "Muh ha ha ha!"