|The Mudville Gazette|
Tuesday, March 25, 2003
NEW POLL REVEALS AMERICA DIVIDED ON WARChicago (IP) A newly released poll shows that Americans continue to be divided in opinion on the current war. When asked whether they support the troops or the war effort, Americans responded as follows:
1. I support the troops and the war: 91%
2. I support the troops, not the war: 6%
3. I'm against the war and the troops: 2%
4. I support the war but I'm against the troops: 1%
Although 2 and 4 were selected by 7% of the population, none could support their ridiculous positions.