|The Mudville Gazette|
Thursday, March 20, 2003
FIRST IRAQI SOLDIERS ACCUSED OF BIOLOGICAL WARFARE!!Iraq, near the Kuwaiti border (IP):
American soldiers today captured two Iraqi combatants who were promptly charged with Biological Warfare Crimes.
"They were hurling what appeared to be fecal matter at the approaching Company of US GIs." Said Camp Spokesperson Capt Jeff (Names changed for security purposes) "and on closer examination it turned out to be Camel dung."
When questioned, the two revealed they were Iraqi regular Army members, and only wanted to surrender.
"Hurling Camel Dung with our hands was our only weapon" said one. "since we lost the rubber-band powered dung launcher Saddam gave us."
When quizzed as to why they threw dung at people they wanted to surrender to, the pair explained "We thought they were Republican Guards."
----IP Staff and Wire reports