|The Mudville Gazette|
Tuesday, March 18, 2003
Host: Hi there callers, megadillos! I'm back for another day of hot political chat! Who? Phil Gonerwho, that's who! First on-air personality for the multi-millionaire funded nation-wide anti-capitalist liberal talk radio network. The Name of my new show is "Buck Fush"
(sound of applause - theme music plays - Elton John's "Sad Songs")
Host: Yes, today we're all as sad as D'ashole because Bush is such a fool that he couldn't unite the world to stop a madman like Saddam Hussein! What a loser! But hey, it's not all bad, every cloud has a silver lining! And we're going to talk about why this war is bad for America, a disaster for the Stock Market, and good for the Democratic party!
(Audience applauds loudly)
Let's start with a call. And folks we've got a conservative listener on line one. Go ahead caller, you're on!
Caller: Phil, the stock market is going up, but you said,,,
Host: Well...isn't that the typical right-wing response? People are going to die in a war and all you care about is your investment portfolio! You rich republicans kill me!
Caller: They'd like to kill you, Phil, but their morals interfere. But I'm not rich. I don't even have enough money to invest Phil, I was just responding to...
Host: You have no money to invest, and you think the Bush tax cut will fix that? Buddy you won't get enough for car repairs...
Caller: I wasn't talking about the Bush tax cut...
Host: Nobody's talking about it now, and that's the way Bush wants it. It's another reason he's going to war, to distract from the failed economy!!!!
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